And A Woman Shall Lead The Way... - Page 2

Bajahowodd · 09-30-10, 03:39 PM

Hey, my friend, any of the attributes you mentioned don't mean diddly in today's world. Perhaps, just takes one more off the wish list at the local disco.

Marty Cortez · 10-03-10, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DENNIS

...look[s] like she smokes and drinks too much as well as stands to pee.

Elsewhere:

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Who says a woman can't do a mans job?

Marty says

I think a man is doing a man's job.

Msterieus · 10-03-10, 02:40 PM

I think some of you men are SEXIST PIGS!

BajaGringo · 10-03-10, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Msterieus

I think some of you men are SEXIST PIGS!

Now that's a bit redundant, don't you think? Don't blame us, it's in our genes...

Not to mention the women who raised us???

Msterieus · 10-03-10, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BajaGringo

Now that's a bit redundant, don't you think? Don't blame us, it's in our genes...

Not to mention the women who raised us???

Actually, BG, I was not referring to you.

DENNIS · 10-03-10, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Msterieus

Actually, BG, I was not referring to you.

Well.....I wonder....hmmmmm..........

Marty Cortez · 10-03-10, 09:38 PM

wessongroup · 10-04-10, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Msterieus

I think some of you men are SEXIST PIGS!

Now there is one, I have not heard in a while...

but, I don't get out that much anymore....

Marty Cortez · 10-04-10, 06:39 AM

As many women age, there is an increasing urgency to their "biological clock"; that is, a feeling that their opportunity of motherhood is fleeting and they may miss their chance.

My wife got to harping on me that we men "shouldn't begrudge women's natural program" in that regard.

I assured her that I didn't, as long as women didn't begrudge man's natural tendency.

"What tendency is that?" she wondered.

"Well honey; when we men happen to see some hot young thing in a miniskirt, our natural tendency is to

fertilize!"

DENNIS · 10-04-10, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by wessongroup

Now there is one, I have not heard in a while...

....

Can you imagine? Here it is, 2010, and we're getting recycled mantras that are so aged they sound..........uhh......oh, yeah...."born again."

Look for the Lady to be burning her bras any day now.

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Marteen said:

"fertilize!"

great word

BajaGringo · 10-04-10, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DENNIS

Look for the Lady to be burning her bras any day now.

Are you bringing the matches???

Msterieus · 10-04-10, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by BajaGringo

Are you bringing the matches???

I'll bring the matches if we can burn up the men and use their ashes for the fertilizer.

BajaGringo · 10-04-10, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Msterieus

I'll bring the matches if we can burn up the men and use their ashes for the fertilizer.

Hey - don't threaten us with a good time...

Msterieus · 10-04-10, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by DENNIS

Can you imagine? Here it is, 2010, and we're getting recycled mantras that are so aged they sound..........uhh......oh, yeah...."born again."

Yeah -- I guess that's what happens when these old, recycled MCPs speak up. (You'd think they'd all be dead by now.)

DENNIS · 10-04-10, 10:06 AM

Lord, I was born a fertalizin' man

Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can

And when it's time for leavin'

I hope you'll understand

That I was born a fertalizin' man

My father was a gambler down in Georgia

He wound up on the wrong end of a gun

And I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus

Rollin' down highway forty-one

Lord, I was born a fertalizin' man

Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can

And when it's time for leavin'

I hope you'll understand

That I was born a fertalizin' man

I'm on my way to New Orleans this mornin'

I'm leavin' out of Nashville, Tennessee

They're always having a good time down on the bayou

Lord, them Delta women think the world of me

Lord, I was born a fertalizin' man

Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can

And when it's time for leavin'

I hope you'll understand

That I was born a fertalizin' man

Lord, I was born a fertalizin' man

Lord, I was born a fertalizin' man

Lord, I was born a fertalizin' man

BajaGringo · 10-04-10, 10:08 AM

I never knew you were so musically inclined Dennis...

DENNIS · 10-04-10, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by BajaGringo

I never knew you were so musically inclined Dennis...

Ohhh..hell yes. I've had a trio for years. Maybe you've heard of us...."THE FERTALIZER FOUR."

Msterieus · 10-04-10, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DENNIS

Ohhh..hell yes. I've had a trio for years. Maybe you've heard of us...."THE FERTALIZER FOUR."

I haven't heard of them, but I'm sure they stink.

DENNIS · 10-04-10, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Msterieus

I haven't heard of them, but I'm sure they stink.

wessongroup · 10-04-10, 10:52 AM

MCPs = Male Chauvanist Pigs ... tell me it ain't so...

Boy, this should get interesting....

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